INVENTORY

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Keeping

Roses: A bouquet of red roses for a job well-done.
Stabbing Knife: A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing.
Masque of the Opera Ghost: A white half-mask. Hide your face so the world will never find you.
Grizabella the Glamour Cat: A bedraggled and worn gray cat plushie. The tag around her neck reads "Grizabella".
The Lizard and I: A small green lizard. Yes, it's alive.
Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it!
The Rum Tug Tugger: A tabby cat plush with an especially fluffy neck ruff and tight leather pants. The tag around it's neck says "The Rum Tug Tugger".
Death Note: A black notebook with the words DEATH NOTE written across the front. The first page reads "The human whose name is written in this note shall die." Luckily (or unluckily) it's just an ordinary, if edgy, notebook.
Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm.
Glo Tape: Glow in the dark tape. Makes it easy to hit those marks during a blackout!
A Chess Board: A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away.
Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
Top Hat & Cane: A black top hat with a matching cane. You could probably perform a nice dance number with them.
Elephant? Tea Cozy: Handknit with lots of love.
Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy".
Black Mask: A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.
Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
Stabbing Knife: A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing.
Iver-Johnson .32: Rubber handles, owls stamped on the sides. It's unloaded.
Red Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones would be good at hiding stains...you know, from tomato juice or something.
Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape.
Hair Flower: A bright pink flower hair pin.
Hair Flower: A bright pink flower hair pin.
Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green!
Opera Glasses: A pair of old-fashioned opera glasses, like little binoculars with a stick. They look antique, but still work well.
Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.
White Wine: A fine white wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Sauvion Palais Garnier". It has notes of tangerine and mischief.
Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
Pom-Poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah!
Carmine Heifer: IT GIVES YOU ENERGGGGGGY!!!
Trumpet: It's a trumpet. Luckily, there's only one.
Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!
Everlasting Gobstobber: A single piece of hard candy. No matter how long you suck on it, it never grows smaller.
Bottled Water: Any good show sells concessions, and bottled water is a must! It doesn't say which mountain spring it was bottled from, though.

Up for Grabs

Doctor's Costume: The package says it's a doctor's costume, but what kind of doctor dresses like this?
French Flag: A large French flag on a long flagpole. Seems like it'd be fun to wave around.
Don Juan Triumphant: The book and music to a show called "Don Juan Triumphant".
Doctor's Costume: The package says it's a doctor's costume, but what kind of doctor dresses like this?
A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.
Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm.
Spring Wine: A bottle of the goddess Persephone's favorite wine.
Mama's Lunch: A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock.
Tap Shoes: A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!
A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit.
Dancer's Belt: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.
Ruby Slippers: A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.
Beans: A leather pouch with four beans inside. They don't seem to do much.
Absolute Tuning Fork: A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.
Dancer's Belt: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.
Target Practice: A target from a shooting range. This one depicts a figure wearing a tall hat of some sort. There's a bullet hole through the head.
Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green!
Grammy: A small medal on a pedestal. Congratulations; you've won!
Sprite: A replacement lemon-lime soda that will not scare the children!
Kinky Boots: A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you.
Red Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones would be good at hiding stains...you know, from tomato juice or something.
Mama's Lunch: A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock.
Oklahoma Snowglobe: A souvenier snowglobe from the great state of Oklahoma. When you shake it, a tiny voice inside goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -"

Tossed/Consumed

CONSUMED
Creme Brulee: Creamy custard with a hard sugar top! Someone baked a lot of love in this.
Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!
Sprite: A replacement lemon-lime soda that will not scare the children!
Café Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk.
Creme Brulee: Creamy custard with a hard sugar top! Someone baked a lot of love in this.
Red Vines: Share one with your new best friend. Red Vines- What the hell can't they do?!
Café Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk.

GONE
The Lyin' King: A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests. (tossed)
The Lyin' King: A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests. (tossed)
I Hate My Husband Pie: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards. (donated to afterparty)
Pregnant Loser Self-Pitying Pie (Flambe): A mincemeat pie with a rolled oats crust. It's...on fire?! (donated to afterparty)
Neeps and Tatties: A Scottish comfort dish of mashed turnips and potatoes with herbs.Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~. (donated to afterparty)
Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...? (donated to afterparty)

Traded